Today I learned:
How to get poop stains out of sheets and baby clothing (a cold rinse followed by liberal application of Spray 'n' Wash and a hot wash).
How to get poop stains out of a PUL diaper cover (a cold rinse followed by a hot wash and drying in the sun).
How to get poop stains out of a wool Afghan rug (blot with a mixture of 50% cold water and 50% white vinegar. If the rug dye bleeds, just be happy that it's dye and not poop marring your beautiful carpet).
Life, it will never be the same.